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I love you all.

God save the Queen!

Good Day! So as I was reading a story today about how the rights to the great Royal thrown are changing.... but thats not what I want to talk about. An ideal struck me! What if you were Her Majesty the Queen yourself?! OHHH GOD! Can you imagine!? Well uh I can. first of all just look at her sweet little face in the photo. Shes so sweet, reminds me of a kitty kat. No but really I think this photo is very nice. Not only does it scream " EELLOOOOOOO WANKAS! ALL HAIL ME THE QUEEN BEE LOOK AT ALL THE PRECIOUS STUFF YOU'LL NEVER HAVE (includeg but not limited to actually being the Queen)" but dont you just want to push her off that chair and laugh a little? Speaking of kittens, I dont that the Queen has enough, If I were her I would adopt a shit load of kittens and have my personal blacksmith hand craft litte crowns for every one. 

That kitten has a wig on. If I were the Queen I would have this kitten. 
Anyways. 
This may seem pointless but If you really think about it, "roality" is pretty much an image from our distant past. Then we dreamed we were borin into a royal line of wealth and status now we dream of being the CEO of McDonalds, or of becoming a stripper because they make almost as much as Queen Lizzy. sometimes.
So With the Rise of modern day domocracy thats a little less posh, (unless your Laura Bush, who also dreamed of working the pole and marrying a coke head.) dreaming of what life would be like as the Queen so heres a list of the top 3 things Id do first. In no particular order:

1. Set the world record for the most cart wheels done in the roal lawn by a roal Queen.

2. Stand on the royal balcony and flash my royal breast's

3. Take over the world.

that was fun :)

I love you all.

btw The Queens net worth is about $750 Million.

to all you loyal baby makers.

7 Billion. No not dollars. PEOPLE. according to the U.N The Earths total population will hit SEVEN BILLLLLLLION. Im sorry but to me thats just simply unheard of. Well I supposed its not so unheard of after all. granted since the begining of time and through out the evolution of mankind and Earth dwelers alike the whole concept of life itself was to mate and produce more life in order to sustain existance. But since then we really no longer need to mass produce in order to survive because the reality is that now, istead of mating to stay alive , our excessive mateing is destroying us. In 2005 the estimated population of out mother Earth was 6.50 Billion. Scientist's studies from the mid-90's thought that the Earth could safely sustain 7 billion people. now here we are with 7 billion people and now what? wellllll STOP having so many babies! Not that I dont think mothers should deny their natural chemical make-up to be mothers but there has to be a cut off point. I mean look at octo-moms dumb ass like " ohhh heyyy lets implant 8 embryos so I can cash in a paycheck and make the cover of PEOPLE mag. even though I really cant mentally nor financially afford these children!!" Well NEWS flash the earth cant afford your 8 children either. Now like I said dont get my view twisted, but think about it ... Can you imagine a world where you can only shower once a day for 5 mins a day. You can only use 2 gallons of water for cooking a day. How about going back to the days that only the rich can afford electric? MORE people = LESS resourses. Its a fact. Now as far as the enviornment goes were making the strides towards trying to solve similar issues, but again, Its not like were gettin water shipped here in abundance from the Moon right?

More people = more poverty which in turn = struggleing world economy.

Another thing that tears me up are the amount of teenage pregnancys! in 1991 a study showed that  61.8 births per every 1,000 females was a teen pregnancy. and that annualy EVERY single teen pregnancy costs tax payers $ 9 billion dollars every year. WHY? BECAUSE A 15 YEAR OLD IN A MODERN WORLD CANNOT TAKE CARE OF A BABY!!!!!! A child that had a teen mom is 65 % more likely to be a teen parent themselves. fact.

so

teen pregos = more people = more poverty which also = more people because typically a low income househole and/or country/society is more likley to have more children.

So I think that insted of massivley reprodicing like the duggard family lets prevent unwanted pregnancys but educating TODAYS youth on the effects that mass reproduction will have on the Earth. We cant keep reproducing like this. If we do by the year 2050 ,  a year you and I will easily see, The Earths population will reach 9.5 billion. At such staggaring number, almost 1,000 of the Worlds poorest countried will be almost entirley without water. MOST of the U.S's western states will have a demand for water over trippline todays demand. IMPOSSIBLE.

so next time you and your sex kitten want to have ten babies, take a second and think about what that really means to our footprint.

:)

I love you all.

I love baies too just not 9.5 Billion babies.

and im sure i spelled a TON of words wrong. but I have pumpkin pies to bake to OKAY!!!???