Good Day! So as I was reading a story today about how the rights to the great Royal thrown are changing.... but thats not what I want to talk about. An ideal struck me! What if you were Her Majesty the Queen yourself?! OHHH GOD! Can you imagine!? Well uh I can. first of all just look at her sweet little face in the photo. Shes so sweet, reminds me of a kitty kat. No but really I think this photo is very nice. Not only does it scream " EELLOOOOOOO WANKAS! ALL HAIL ME THE QUEEN BEE LOOK AT ALL THE PRECIOUS STUFF YOU'LL NEVER HAVE (includeg but not limited to actually being the Queen)" but dont you just want to push her off that chair and laugh a little? Speaking of kittens, I dont that the Queen has enough, If I were her I would adopt a shit load of kittens and have my personal blacksmith hand craft litte crowns for every one.
Anyways.
This may seem pointless but If you really think about it, "roality" is pretty much an image from our distant past. Then we dreamed we were borin into a royal line of wealth and status now we dream of being the CEO of McDonalds, or of becoming a stripper because they make almost as much as Queen Lizzy. sometimes.
So With the Rise of modern day domocracy thats a little less posh, (unless your Laura Bush, who also dreamed of working the pole and marrying a coke head.) dreaming of what life would be like as the Queen so heres a list of the top 3 things Id do first. In no particular order:
1. Set the world record for the most cart wheels done in the roal lawn by a roal Queen.
2. Stand on the royal balcony and flash my royal breast's
3. Take over the world.
that was fun :)
I love you all.
btw The Queens net worth is about $750 Million.
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